10. You won’t let me eat Veggie Lovers Stuffed Crust Pizza.
9. Other people don’t understand you.
8. Sometimes I don’t understand you.
7. You make me feel “different”. Ok, so I am different, but I’d rather be different for other reasons.
6. You make me think when all I want to do is BE.
5. I feel compelled to talk about you when maybe I should just shut up.
4. You’re expensive.
3. You’re in my head 24/7.
2. You made carbs the enemy and I truly LOVE carbs!
And the number one reason I hate you is…..YOU WON'T GO AWAY!